I am sitting at my computer working, and the boys are playing in the driveway and garage. I've got the window open, and I hear my friend DJ drive by and tell the boys, "This is for your mommy". So I get up, to see what she has left for me. As I go out to the mail box I realize that the boys have been entertaining themselves by egging our house. With eggs I threw away last Saturday. I guess this is only a misdemeanor, and not a felony like the previous B & E.
I really thought they'd be a little smarter, those kids. Egging YOUR OWN house?? Clearly we need to work on that.
What did DJ leave for me?
In case you can't read it, it says "Dear Husband: What Happens when a rambunctious six pack pushes their mom a little too far". From the February edition of Good Housekeeping.